Wednesday, September 22, 2010

BIEBER SPOTTED AT SEWAGE PUMPING STATION


JAMES UPDATE EXCLUSIVE: When Justin Bieber spent two days in Regina for a concert last week, he was spotted at various wholesome teen venues in town, including a laser tag establishment and a Dairy Queen. But recent reports have also placed him at one of the Queen City's most unsavory locals: a local sewage pumping station located on McCarthy Blvd. in the city's west end.

"He was here for over an hour," said April Holton, 15, the daughter of a City worker, who was called in by her father to see the celebrity. "He was obviously distraught, the place really stinks, and he was looking for something important. But he still made time to smile at me and check out my boobs." said the Martin Collegiate student.  "He's super-cute!" she added.
Holten also brought her boy friend Josh Turbel to see the Ontario-born musician. Turbel says Bieber was at the sewage pumping station on a mission to find a missing stool that was accidentally flushed from his downtown hotel room.
McCarthy St. Sewage Station (Stockton Stock Photos)


"He was really pissed at his body guard dude for flushing the stool because the stool was really important to him. I guess it looked just like (musician) Usher's mother and Bieber wanted to take a picture of the turd to show Usher for his birthday."

The City of Regina did confirm that Justin Bieber did spend some time at the McCarthy pumping station, but would not say why the performer was there or if he located the stool in question.

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